Robert Turner

Professional name Robert Traynor. Actor and singer, West End, UK tours and panto. Animal charity worker. Household 2 dogs, 3 ferrets and my partner!

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@bbctms Check the score card. You're out.

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@DaveThroup A bloke in a pub told me that Urban Heat Island is his favourite TV along with Weather Aliens of West Sussex.

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@DaveThroup @WeatherProf Yeah, but a bloke down the pub said it was aliens in '76 same as now!

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@servicerotties Heaven forbid! 🐶

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@DaveThroup It's been stolen by Weston-super-Mare!

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@servicerotties Training comes from games based on play and becomes a skill set in daily use. Oh and treats and play time and naps. Oh and treats. Did I mention treats? 🐶

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@DoodleNessa So sorry to read this. If it helps, you are giving Nessa a gentle, pain free exit which is a huge gift.

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@anne_hegerty Heaven help us if they read The Unseen Academicals!

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@DaveThroup Your point being...?

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@servicerotties Check the wind direction and then a Kenji bottom burp should do the trick.

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@SarahMillican75 Lucky guess? 😆😆😆

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@anne_hegerty @courtenaymanx @bones_giles @ITVthegoverness My pillock alert has just gone off. I wonder why.

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@servicerotties That's not a treat box, that's the cat's litter tray.

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@servicerotties Train Kenji as an advance party goose wrangler? Or would he eat the the goose po.... NASTY! 🐶

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@servicerotties @HeyPistol A little dog says it's your birthday! Have a great day.
(Actually, quite a big dog.) 🐶

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@SarahMillican75 I thought the sign of swinging was hanging baskets and a stiff breeze.

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@anne_hegerty @Jebadoo2 To paraphrase Mrs Beeton, first catch your seat! 😊

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@bunsenbernerbmd We is!

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@servicerotties Dad sometimes does that so he gets "the look". Works a treat. Literally! 🐶