#hellomynameis jenni 💙

Mummy, Children's Nurse, CDOP, occasional slow runner and muddy river wader

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@omgsidewalks Leonora

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@SerioJoshehe Hottest night of the year and mine decides to sleep on me, because a cockapoo fur blanket is just what was needed 🥵

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@MumbrianSpinner I still want to be a HGV driver 😂 gotta be some nursing transferable skills I can use for it!

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@ChartUpdate Similar scenes on the m6 between Blackpool and Lancaster 🙁

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@Morecambebob1 You could really freak out the southern commuters and say good morning too

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@QcWynter Classics from my eldest:

- why does that lady have fat legs? - in the queue at slimming world
- that lady’s blind she has a white stick whilst dancing in front of the lady who was trying to cross the road
- I have a little Willy, daddy has a big willy -to his nursery teacher

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@AbbieTBee Friend got ID’d in Sainsbury’s buying beer. Both in our 30s. He’d just finished his shift as a police sergeant … had his warrant card but no ID with his date of birth …. No one had batted an eyelid when I’d bought wine moments before 🤣

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@Janusxuk Buckinghamshire railway centre

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@Janusxuk Saville gardens …. Lunch at the cafe followed by a stroll around the gardens or Windsor estate?

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@Maiden__Blue @fesshole Same as my son 😬

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@adamfare1996 The shock expressed by some that I went out to a comedy gig with my just my friends husband this week was hilarious. He’s just as much a friend as she is. We’ve all know each other 10yrs. My friend and my husband didn’t want to come so we went without them.

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@MumbrianSpinner @RobinWriteSmith I tried the cream soda one … it’s a no from me

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@rahttled_doc Definitely helped us get our then 3yr old from London to Perth

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Woken from a deep sleep by a small child standing over me clutching a pillow 😩

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@bluelightcard is there a problem with the website and app? It won’t let me log on. Just keep getting an error message

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Who doesn’t love a midnight dash to the 24hr petrol station for Calpol 😩

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This dog's name was Gunner. My uncle brought him back from WW2. He was raised and slept under my uncle's anti- aircraft gun. The gun crew shared their
rations to feed him. By the time he was 18 months old, my uncle said he would stand up and look at the sky. If he laid back down they knew all was ok. If he growled
and put his hackles up they got at the ready. He knew the sound of the German aircraft and my uncle said he
never got it wrong. He said Gunner was better than any early warning system. I'm probably the only one left in the family that knows that story now, so I thought I'd tell it before it's lost forever, like many stories must be from that time. Thanks for reading it.