Maria Boccali

totalmente in un altro mondo 💭🌎

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette

[👁️‍🗨️ Eyes Behind The Pines 👁️‍🗨️ @pervysagebundle]

We should do it for the joy of it

[mia @httpsosweet]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[Chris @citehchris]

do you think having 7 beers on a thursday will help me climb the corporate ladder?

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

sometimes when i'm reaping i'm like damn wtf did i sow

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20k$ cash

[Bray.. @Bray_erryday]

I’m 6 drinks deep and this making me cry

[layla ♡ @shaqdowmine]

I am why are u guys not

[໊ @meishato]

yeah, at the disco

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Maybe if drink enough beer I can change what happened

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

How funny is Dancing. Like wow this song is great let me just do something with my body quick

[low yield lucy @picotop]

these are some of the shortest days of the year, which can be really hard on your mental health :(

here’s a tip to make it easier:

have your first drink right as the sun sets at 5pm

continue drinking heavily long into the night

repeat daily

this strategy distracts the body’s circadian rhythm from the length of the darkness.

[Maria Boccali @boccali_maria]

Bella Roma ma non ci sono i Pasquaroli

[swagless @noswagordrip]

300 cigarettes away from 2026

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Misogynists will be like “women read stupid chick lit, we read important stuff like philosophy and history 😏” and then you’ll ask them what philosophy book they are reading and they’ll say “Kant” and you’ll say “ok which of his works” and they’ll call you a bitch and a whore

[َ @awzshiii]

what a weird year

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.