Eaton Bocks

how about 8 inches and thick?

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Was everyone’s freshman year English teacher a pawg?

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Exclusively G-Eazy during foreplay

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Can the Fanny pack stay on during sex

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Onlyfans daughter or Savannah Bananas son

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Codeswitching to my Uber Eats driver

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

RSVP to my funeral on Partiful bro

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Crank hog

[Taylor @taylorplusyou]

Single men who live alone, without a wife or girlfriend… what do you do on evenings when you're alone in your apartment?

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Hot chick saw me eating a muffin at airport gate. Crumbs everywhere

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

The Chili’s waitress is kinda a pawg

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Taking beta blockers to talk to girls

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Discharge rim on my marg

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Going to the US consulate building so I can meet hot girls in my area

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Dude stop glazing the moon

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

On the seventh day, god didn’t give women the ability to orgasm

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Going to start doing this at bars

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

He asked for her sweaty hairband and she gave it to him

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Making my small, female Asian uber driver lift my suitcase into her trunk

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Weather app going triple platinum tonight

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

About to extract this girl into this uber

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Setting up a jolt mine so she can’t leave

[Eaton Bocks @bockseaton]

Gonna kiss a stripper at midnight