stephanie 💌

no te preocupes

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

can’t eat fruit, sky is on fire, and going outside costs $100 now. everything’s great

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

it’s actually so cute when birds chirp in the morning like awwwww goodmorning guys

[Rue @rglwsm]

No one says goodnight sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite anymore and that worries me

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My brain going on a little adventure instead of being present in a conversation!!

[The Spoon Bender @CallMeDestry]

Not an exaggeration when I say this perspective is literally life changing

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[dakota @im2hai]

thrifting is made for girls cos we’re great at seeing potential in washed up ran through shit

[11 @yhate_11]

so in my 🫧 rn

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[miri @mishtimere]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[emi @vxmpcore_]

if i was a horse and i was led to diet coke i would drink it

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”