bodensdottir

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[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

i apologize in advance for the person i'm about to become. ao3 is down, i'm starving for fanfiction, and unfortunately i have free will and way too much free time

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

@kakaninkanin thank you!! tonight i'm praying draco wins a golden VIP meet-and-greet with his favorite quidditch team, only for it to turn into a "12 beefcakes and one VERY lucky blond" kind of afterparty 😌🙏

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

@nanamustdiie АХАХА ГОСПОДИ ДА!! Там часто такие поверхностные тэйки...
"ой, я люблю женщин, потому что они красивее, достойнее и ответственнее мужчин", но сама мысль лизать пизду нас как-то не очень вдохновляет и вообще любовь между женщинами это внезапно мероприятие не про секс😁

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

@Hy_Ero_HaxpeH Да!!! буквально картинка про два торта

[Everfair @Everfair_]

“Shut up! He shall hear about this.”

#hpdm #SlytherinHarry #drarry

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

@uchifags the level of love and trust implied by sasuke falling asleep this close to another person... naruto's caress is such an obvious expression of love, but the quieter yet equally profound love implied by sasuke feeling safe enough to even allow it... i'm...

[bo 🇵🇸 @uchifags]

beloved #narusasu

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

@n__aeru GOD YES!!! 😭 Draco's friends would be SO worried...
Draco: That guy went and booked OUR wedding date without asking. The nerve on that bastard, i swear 🙄
Pansy: Shouldn't you, I don't know, CANCEL IT???
Draco: ...anyway, thoughts on this wedding suit I just happened to buy?

[ɴᴀᴇ @n__aeru]

#hpdm
Harry is like a dog suddenly one day he just shows up and decides that Draco, someone with zero interest in keeping a dog, is his owner, forcing Draco to grab the chain. And if Draco refuses, Harry will follow him, barking (rambling) non-stop until Draco agrees.

[kiyoki @kiyokiyuee]

I dont know how to tag

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

@KazeWindKW Ахахахахахаха боже точно же!!!
"Resilience" 🙏😔

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

@bdulaeva одним из лучших моих решений в жизни было уйти с дохуя-перспективной-и-взрослой-работы-с-дохуя-ответсвенности, потому что я вовремя почувствовала, что в попытках забыться после ежедневного трэша начинаю натурально спиваться 🫠

[kit 🍥 @eseninKIT]

#narusasu nay

[羡咪 @XianPu1273]

接完单两小时后出的草稿，兵贵神速啊大人！

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

@malfoyaoi unless he cuts it himself, i think draco would only let his mother or a lover get that close to his head with something sharp. the longer his hair gets, the longer he's gone without a single person he trusts in his life... oh FUCK

[sher @huddytocon]

pregnant draco wears a gold anklet with a ruby charm that literally makes his husband, harry james potter hard 24/7.
harry loves pulling draco's swollen, gold-ankleted feet onto his crotch and rubbing them there 3 times a day 😋

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

@huddytocon i felt a vein pop in my forehead reading this how are you THIS good?? 😔
may i add: pregnant draco in nothing but cool silk robes, his ruby anklet chiming down the halls… him pressing his bare foot to harry’s crotch mid-argument while looking icily down his nose. i’m unwell...

[bodensdottir @bodensdottir]

i've been tricking myself into feeling less guilty about sweetening my coffee by using vanilla protein shakes instead of milk and sugar. today the store only had strawberry shakes so i tried that instead and i fear my eyes have been opened...