Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast

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[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@SleeperRangers Jarred*

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

M’s have:

Top 5 center fielder
Best pitching staff in the league
The most exciting middle infield duo in Mariners history
Top 3 Catcher
Randy Arozarena
Josh naylor

And so much more. M’s fan deserve this era

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Big Dumper delivers!

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@minombrejonas @GrandLpm @michaelhammond_ Some people don’t have the PRIVILEGE to play for 5 hours. As a 26 year old father, I don’t want to be gone and rarely have time for a 5 hour round - I just literally want to play the sport and not be forced to wait around for hours. But I guess I’m just shit out of luck.

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@NUCLRGOLF Anyone who think this should be picked up can just do us all a favor and never set foot on a golf course ever again!

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@NUCLRGOLF I’m a pussy so probably gonna take 6 iron to enforce a “swing easy” thought process and then still swing out of my ass for no reason and put in the pond

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

First round in 2.5 weeks. Gotta temper expectations in terms of score, but I still expect to strike the ball consistently well. Do that and good things should happen

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@Nickolgolf I get it man - But that’s the course design, is what it is. Hit 3 wood next time 🤷🏼‍♂️.

Looks like it was a beautiful drive, and I bet you threw a dart next to that flag stick on the next shot!

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@BigSwingTempo 4 groups on 1 hole is literally from slow play. That should never happen even at the busiest of courses. If there’s a backup like that, then a group is 10000% playing grossly slow.

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@yourgolftravel I golf solo a lot and I absolutely never go when a course is busy. Gotta watch the tee sheets like a hawk. If you end up going on a busy day, play 2 balls & walk - don’t take a cart.
Other than that, you just gotta wait in this situation unless they allow you to play through.

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@t_sadiity Water? 😂

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@jnall4 @cashflowgolfer @Cackalacman @RoyClark381 No for sure!

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@RoyClark381 @cashflowgolfer @Cackalacman Sweet 🙌🏼💪🏼

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@cashflowgolfer @Cackalacman @RoyClark381 You clean your club after every shot? I get it if we were pros or playing in a tournament with a prize to win, but I feel you’re just slowing down the pace if you do that at your local muni. True or totally not accurate?

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@SoxOn35th Wild how idiotic the announcer sounds. Dude is no where near the “edge of the outfield”.

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@thepatwalls $20 is not good money lmao

[☈ Chris Jackson ☈ @ChrisJacksonSC]

Because most golf courses, esp so in drought prone areas are designed to maximize water storage and are already strictly rate limited on how much public water they can use. They also become safe havens for wildlife in metropolitan areas.

TPC Las Vegas is a great example. The entire course was designed with industry best management practices using natural drainage areas to collect stormwater runoff into the various ponds and it is then used later for irrigation across the course. Most of the time they do not even need their allowable amount of city water.

Golf course superintendents are some of the most conservation conscious people I know and are using best management practices not only to save the course money in irrigation costs, but it also creates a naturally beautiful landscape that wildlife enjoy and golfers want to experience.

Some raw video I took from a commercial video project I shot there few years back.

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

@Gebo___ Cuz millions of people enjoy and play golf.
Millions of people do not enjoy and play data centers

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

Shot a career low 85 today. 29 putts. -1 from previous low (86) & -5 from my lowest of 2026 (90).

[Christian Gonzalez Enthusiast @bodhidoodle]

What’s the point of practice greens if they aren’t gonna be the same speed as the actual greens 😂