Bodyn

lol

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

I know so little, it’s truly a miracle I’ve made it this far

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

ILL STARE DIRECTLY AT THE SUN BUT NEVER IN THE MIRROR?! 🥲#MidnightsTS

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

you guys know the vibe

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

hey...anyone with the bar in your arm for bc...how bad does it hurt? if it's really bad please lie to me.

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

i like taylor swift casually, please no one yell at me, but some of y'all swifties are truly unhinged. i love to see it, truly, but is everyone okay?

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

@ThornburgBrooke me too, everything he taught me i am now using in everyday life

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

i would like to personally thank my AP Government teacher, Ian Mahan, for teaching about roe v wade in the most respectful way a man could. he gave the facts and then gave every woman in that classroom the floor to speak. there were varying opinions. but we spoke. and were heard.

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

to the person in 7th grade who said "you're an 8 but then you open your mouth and you're a 3" ...you shaped me into who i am today. louder. meaner. arguably worse. but thanks anyways :)

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

WHEN ROBIN SAYS "it might not work out for us this time" Y'ALL I SWEAR IF STEVE DIES IM OUT! I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!

[Netflix @netflix]

"Your friends are not prepared for this fight..."

The epic two-part season finale of Stranger Things 4 premieres July 1

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

no because Joji putting out Glimpse of Us THE WEEK I GOT DUMPED is a personal attack and they will be hearing from my lawyer

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

imagine "i stole my gym teachers husband" tattooed on your lower back like a trampoline stamp. the power.

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

@laineypalmerr trust me, im all over it

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

i watched top gun and now all my ads are for plane army fly time navy keep safe usa...i just wanted shirtless men playing volleyball

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

i just wanna be a dainty southern blonde woman with big fluffy hair and a thick accent that likes to protest and scream in the streets to defend her rights and safety :)

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

why isn't it socially appropriate to scream during period cramps like it is during labor? mind you, i've never birthed anything but like...feeling a lot of ouch right now

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

@ThornburgBrooke but don't your teefies hurt?

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

have you guys ever tried {blind joy for friend/SO who enjoys something you don't know anything about} because it's the best

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

@melodymaroney @GameChangerSam @samreich @dropout yay Mel! you're a super nerd and i love you!

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

Florida man takes son on wild hike to top of mountain to ALMOST sacrifice him. Claims God was down with the whole thing. Sons commentary not available at this time.

[Bodyn @bodie_jo]

i just accidentally called a quesadilla cheese paper