Bodincus

RTFM.

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@Nick28T How fast have you ever driven anything?
Because I did, for quite a few years.
GT3 and Prototypes.
You are the NPC, not me.
STFU

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@stjohnstone1884 @sked21 Hearts took McPake from us not to play him, but to stop him playing for us against them. 💁🏻

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@Miss_Snuffy Schools in anglo-saxon countries were created by industrialists to forge a "Working class" of obedient, skilled and *uniform* blue collar individuals.
Students are required to wear a uniform as a precursor to their working life as an obedient and replaceable line worker.

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@SkySportsF1 Ferrari has the same problem Red Bull had the past few years.
Two drivers with fundamentally different driving styles will inevitably pull car development in the direction of the most successful one.

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@graziacarlos @Martina

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@fia You must measure THE SPEED OF THE CAR, not how much it takes for it to cross two beams AT AN ANGLE.
They're two different things, idiots.
Monaco was, as always, a complete shit show, and you piled more dung upon it.
Incompetent cretins.

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#MonacoGP
- Poorly calibrated speed sensors in the pit lane
- Potholes on the racetrack
- Circuit is too short and narrow
- It's always been a boring procession
@F1 DITCH IT

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@GeorgeRussell63 Feeling the pressure?
You thought it would be plain sailing, this was your year, you had the perfect car in the dominant team.
Then a teenager from Bologna scuppered your game.
You lost the team a championship point in the sprint by barging him out into third.
Chill out.

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@SkySportsF1 "George, Kimi is faster than you. I repeat, Kimi is faster than you."
😂

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@SkySportsF1 George resisting Kimi has lost the team a championship point, as they would have come 1st and 2nd.

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@afneil Your logic fails the real world test.🤦🏻
When you lived with your parents, your salary went into the family pot and was spent how your da and ma decided.
You got to enjoy a share of what they spent your money on.🤷🏻
Then you moved out, and spent your salary how you wanted.💁🏻

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@RiverGipson Ever heard of Park & Ride?
You park *outside* the city and public transport takes you into the city centre.
If Manhattan can cope with the workweek rush hour, it can cope with a stadium full of people.

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@WingsScotland The National publishing a puff piece for Kezia Dugdale, one of the architects of the biggest electoral fraud in Scottish history, stealing Independence from Scots, was in my Bingo card.
The metamorphosis is now complete.

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@fia Once again, the "Climate Change" fraudsters destroy something perfectly good.
You bent to the baying mob of communists intent on deleting Western civilization.
Cowards.
It's the second near miss that could have killed someone.
You fucked up.
Own it, idiots.

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@stjohnstone1884 I know Simo's demeanour well, after 2 years of pre/post game press conferences.
Yesterday he wasn't "calm".

Positives?
I know that the message is finally getting through.

"Doing the same thing, over and over again, and expecting different results is the definition of insanity."

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@Cadillac_F1 Well done guys.
Remember, @HaasF1Team was the F1 Cinderella a few seasons ago and look where they are now.
Keep going. You'll do great.

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@StanCollymore @prodnose Players try to stay as far away from the corner flag as they can, and gain a few inches (don't we all?).
The solution is for the linesman to remove the flag while the corner is taken and enforce the ball to be wholly inside the quarter circle.
But it's too simple a solution.

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@PicturesFoIder Because fuck you.
Yeah, you on that electric bike whizzing past me, that's why. 🤣🤣

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@fia Do you realise that F1 ICEs have such tight tolerances that "at room temperature" they are effectively seized and must be preheated to even turn?
How do you test compression ratio on a "cold" engine? 🤦🏻
Idiots.