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"Seems like you're interested in recurring themes lately. Addiction. Genius. Child genius. Solitary living." - Ethel

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I would have said this with far more four letter words, a wild look in my eyes, an unpleasant sneer and sent David Lynch a 50,000 word email asking him to direct, but - other than that - she doesn't put a foot wrong. https://t.co/5GQ7HH4Rng

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I don't know why I thought Twitter would be a good fit for me. As someone of a kind that would feel more alone at a birthday party than watching Dog Day Afternoon solo in my room, I should have realised that Twitter is a party that never ends, which is to say some form of hell.

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If you said to two people "you could write engagingly about a dull patch of moss in various ways. Scientifically. Metaphorically in a poem. A short story where someone slips on it and dies." Artist says "yes!" A psychiatrist / psychologist will adjust your meds against your will.

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Mark Kermode, I'd ask you to be my MP. But you're too good for that and your MP peers would only make you miserable. https://t.co/iEuCQgBuyI

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This is about finding mental healthcare in the US. But it's pretty much the same here except you can choose whether or not money is involved. Of course, if you don't have the choice of involving money cos you got no money, then you do not choose you abide.[Guardian - Spargo-Ryan]

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Seems like what a credit union really likes to see, if you want a loan, is that you have savings. If I had savings, I'd buy the baked beans with the savings.

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Films aimed at Young Conservatives. And your teenagers. https://t.co/wXxrpGLuT2

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@lizzieborden6 "I Still Hate Thatcher" - https://t.co/Kk2B6WokO3

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@qikipedia FAO: Quite Interesting - you are hereby notified that due to the use of the numeral "3" in your tweet you have outstanding royalties owed to Bodnotbod Numeric Display (3) (THREE) Inc to the tune of 0.4p. Payment is due 7th Jan 2021. Non-payment will result in legal action.

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There's hundreds of videos on YouTube of Mark Kermode's film reviews for Radio 5. There's also interviews with actors, directors. Think I've found one video devoted to the writing of film. Without a script nothing even *begins* to move. What's your favourite film? Who *wrote* it?

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Just trapping one of my friends in the kitchen at the party *again*. "Excuse me, I just have to..." -- "No, fuck off, it's important. If you wanna get away you'll have to kick the fridge freezer over and clamber over the vol-au-vents ." -- "Shit. How will I get mayo off velvet?!

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< bold > ASTRINGENT DECOCTION </ bold >

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Dear YouTubers and YouTube, I'm not gonna click on any of the thumbnails presented after my search for "classic books literature" because the presenters all look under 25. Now, Nietzsche was a genius aged 10, but he didn't have Minecraft, gifs or emotes.

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Abandon politics. Politics is over. The worst scum won. Embrace art. Not the usual shit you're watching. You've got YouTube. Abandon soaps. Abandon quizzes. Search for a documentary on the painter, sculptor, director who made a thing you think amazing.

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An, I'm sure, well-meaning stranger came out of the Twitter fog into my presence the other day and immediately launched into the suggestion that I "get a job". I would do but I'm a bit busy right now: https://t.co/efrUrLOJ0o

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Your own. Personal. Revenant. An NHS that doesn't care. It's no longer there. On lithium and yer feeling rum. Syringe in the bum or just tedium? Pick up the receiver, you know they won't believe ya.

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You learn before the age of two that it is easier to destroy than build. You balance your blocks 45 cm high. Another toddler bashes them down. Capitalism will destroy your supports because it's easier than building. You cannot beat this gravitational pull. Tweets of satire = null

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Nearly 50 years old, this. And nothing is different. https://t.co/jRmPrm8oXo

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I'm going to write a 'toilet book' that gives people diarrhoea.