Asimi Coleslaw

there once was a man uh... better yet a woman this is a haiku

[Asimi Coleslaw @body_oddity]

Old head. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@jennithepsycho Happy birthday!!! Mad love to a fellow Capricorn who loves their kitty child!!

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Ohmuhguhhhhhhhh!!!! First 100% light skinnded hometowns in #bachelorette history!!!

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@irishanthem @dramabananna Michelle needed to finish out the school year. My boo be workin.

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I see #abc trying to keep me watching after #BacheloretteABC .. they got beautiful Black womxn, Black queers, Black sobriety… thank god the acting so bad. #nightnight #queensonabc

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@therealitycouch @christinxrae He’s disgusting. I was mad enuf Martin got a 1:1 and stayed after all that. But tonight. My bae Michelle really bugged out.

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Oh I see how Olu survived… that meal lookin rightttttt!!! #jollof #plantains👌🏽#BacheloretteABC

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Martin………………….. Martin. #BacheloretteABC

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Also forgot Leroy was still here. Much love boo. You cute. #BacheloretteABC

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Mar. Tin. Excuse. Tf. Me?!??!?!??? #BacheloretteABC

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@XavierDLeau No mo!!!!!

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Oh also, fuck Martin. Ugh. #BacheloretteABC

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Casey… You’re still here. #boybye #BacheloretteABC

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I love Rodney but I want him to go ASAP bc she only ever gonna be able to be his bff so she may wanna stop kissing on him before that gets awk. 🤷🏽‍♀️ #BacheloretteABC

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I want Olu to go cuz he dk how to be real. He just saying stuff. #BacheloretteABC

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I want Martin to go cuz he’s literally garbage. #BacheloretteABC

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Damn. I didn’t know Martin was bout to bury himself like this… like it was already just fuck him. Love her deep he dug tho. #BacheloretteABC

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Fuck Martin. #BacheloretteABC

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Impatiently awaiting lesbian #bachelorette. ilusm Michelle!!!!!

[Asimi Coleslaw @body_oddity]

Michelle can affirm LITERALLY ANYTHING!!!! Michelle: “You woke up everyday fighting a battle…” Me: