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the first thing i do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue

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me inviting myself to my sister’s house. https://t.co/A0wvIs61cJ

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playing the instagram liking game at 32.

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@slut_business The way I’m about to shit where I eat.

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@bagelaureate come to larry’s queen

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dc gays doing it right for once.

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b2b

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 24th birthday to the talented Addison Rae.

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@katyperry @officialdoechii

[vale 📖 @ivybandit]

YOU THINK YOU JUST FELL OUT OF A

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@whoweekly

[blissful rage eggcelent @Astro_Eggcelent]

So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"

[The New York Times @nytimes]

More than two years after a judge ended the conservatorship that had given James Spears control of his daughter’s life, Britney Spears and her father have settled their legal dispute over the payment of his legal fees and his management of her finances. https://t.co/MtCPYAuOSS

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this is what peak performance looks like.

[Casual MMA @CasualMMAinc]

Degenerate era

[tyler breitfeller @brightfeller]

Venus every episode #Survivor46

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there is something so insidious about the conservative rewriting of queer history. nonbinary people didn’t start existing in 2014 because of tumblr or whatever; they were created by shirley manson in 2001.

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when you think the bus isn’t going to stop for you and then it does.

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

Caption this (DC Edition)

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me pretending a man’s dog is cute.

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@Karnythia all the responses being like “this is so american. this wouldn’t happen in other countries” is so annoying. white american leftists love to have this weird patronizing fantasy about “other [*wink*] cultures.” I’m pretty sure this is a default response by mothers the world over!

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there are many divine mysteries in the world, but one i don’t need an answer to is how i have access to sho time.

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labcorp / my doctor

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Wordle 1,012 6/6*

nearly got me.

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@MrsFridayNext and an Australian!