‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍

⠀﹐ ⠀ mdni⠀ parody⠀ account⠀ ::⠀ ladies,⠀ your⠀ viewing⠀ figures⠀ just⠀ went⠀ up.⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

⠀⠀⠀⠀i was just saying hello!

[ً @AMICUSM0RTIS]

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𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝑻𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑫 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫𝑺.
𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑺, 𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑰𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑹
𝑷𝑬𝑶𝑷𝑳𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑻𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑳𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑰𝑹
⠀ 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫. 𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑳 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑵. . .

𝑰 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑰𝑻 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑰 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬.
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ㅤ⠀ ⠀ ⠀* .ㅤ🫀🧶 .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

well duh, who do you take me for? it was over pretty fast at least.

[𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 . 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝒀𝑳𝑬𝑹 . @ardentirosa]

a bar fight— eugh, kinda glad i missed that one then. i'm guessing you won, anyway?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

never better, minus the little bar fight i got into last night. i think i got a few bruises.

[𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 . 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝒀𝑳𝑬𝑹 . @ardentirosa]

good, good.
and you?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

how are 'ya?

[𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 . 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝒀𝑳𝑬𝑹 . @ardentirosa]

⠀ jack :D

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

rose :)

[𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 . 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑻𝒀𝑳𝑬𝑹 . @ardentirosa]

⠀ hi there.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

howdy.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @finaIistempus]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ⠀
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ⠀

[ً @fortunainfelix]

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🥀🍌 . ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

@VALEEDECEM scoffing, feigning offense at the accusation with a hand over his heart. looking over at the doctor.

“ i would never! ” he laughs before waving in his general direction, “ fine, one drink. that's it. ” stopping outside a set of doors.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

smiling at @VALEEDECEM .

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

/ not so friendly reminder that j*hn barrowman is a fucking creep and has exhibited predatory behavior on set.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

goooood afternoon.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

@VALEEDECEM fair, doesn't it? ” shrugging, nonchalant. honestly, he liked the idea.

“ or we could do it the other way around, but that's up to you. ”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

@VALEEDECEM jack clicks his tongue at that, nodding along to what he considered nonsense. but fine, he'll play along.

“ alright, how about we cut a deal then? we get a drink or two and then we go on whatever little adventure you wish. seems →

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

and that's his solution, out of every possibility?

[ᖴETᑕᕼ ᗰE TᕼEIᖇ ᔕOᑌᒪᔕ @OFGALLlFREY]

why? calming down sounds boring. he's had nothing exciting the last few days. he's 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙙.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

maybe he ought to calm down for starters.

[ᖴETᑕᕼ ᗰE TᕼEIᖇ ᔕOᑌᒪᔕ @OFGALLlFREY]

time to go find himself some trouble. maybe he'll provoke someone at the bar? he's already a few drinks in and he's feelin' spicy.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

it's a big ole mess, don't downplay it. he has a hard time keeping track of *other people's exes ... hell, even his own.

[𝑻𝐇𝐄 𝑷𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑. @ofaspoiledpast]

as if he isn't aware.
. . . or maybe he isn't. time travel, a fun little mess, isn't it?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍‍‍ ⌗ CAPTAIN ⏜ harkness ‍ @BOECONS]

consider him curious.

[𝑻𝐇𝐄 𝑷𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑. @ofaspoiledpast]

⠀ eugh . . . one of the 𝒆xes.

[𝑴𝐄𝐋𝑨𝑵𝑰𝑬-𝑴𝐄𝐋 @superbiatech]

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⠀ 𝑩𝑬𝑪𝑨𝑼𝑺𝑬 —
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀 𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑳𝑬 𝑶𝑵𝑬 𝑶𝑭
𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑰𝑺 𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑪.ᐟ
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ㅤ⠀ ⠀ ㅤ* .ㅤ🥕🍪 .