Miss B❤

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

One of my favorite things about myself is that I can take a hint. You don’t have to say much. I’ll notice whatever you’re implying and move accordingly. Save us both the embarrassment.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

I'm somehow smart and slow at the same time😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ @little_edgyy]

Apart from penetrative sex for the sake of procreation, there’s nothing men can offer you that you can’t offer yourself.

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

1. Cryptic pregnancy
2. Being pregnant
3. Being Infertile

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[ncomeka @mjwarancomeka]

Like a dry sponge, ready to absorb all the knowledge I can attain 🥹

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

I think I’m not as evil as I know I could be, and that’s something the world should celebrate.

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

Seeing your home girl losing herself and crying herself to sleep builds resentment.

[Kali @102YLA]

I’m a very difficult woman and i intend on becoming even more difficult

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

Because we have seen how yall treat women who depend solely on you

[Misandry Olympian 🐝🤠 @Zoemkoena]

Once you stop being afraid of the possibility of spending your life alone(romantically), you'll stop tolerating a lot of nonsense

[Bitsang❤️ @YourDimpledHun]

Waitse ekare motho a ka bona tiro e good ko kgakala ko Maun or Kasane kwa a hema fresh air, a simolla botshelo sesha.😭😭

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

Aborting because the man who made you pregnant is acting funny towards you? a decision I’ll always support.

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

Not visiting someone because they own a cat is very valid.

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

this week, i've only budgeted one laugh which is likely to be used on Friday.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

as long as the option to remove myself from the equation lies solely in my hands, NOBODY will treat me badly in this lifetime.

[Miss B❤ @boemoKefakae]

*Cake

[PRINCE KAYBEE @KabeloMusic]

There is nothing ice cream can’t solve, NOTHING.

[PRINCE KAYBEE @KabeloMusic]

There is nothing ice cream can’t solve, NOTHING.