Beth Nelson

[Beth Nelson @bogachula]

This is truth.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

We're going to have more public hearings about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's love life than the coup to end our democracy. We're in the dumbest possible timeline.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

We tried to put even more things on this poster but it made the film look a bit weird.
❤️&⚡️
#ThorLoveAndThunder

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

There have been only three months in the last 50 years where the unemployment rate in America was lower than it is now.

What this means is clear: Americans are back to work.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

How come you only hear about people being under the weather? Shout out to all the folks who are above the weather, feeling good as shit and whatnot.

[Beth Nelson @bogachula]

#maskhole

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

We are all in this together. Don't be a #maskhole.

[Beth Nelson @bogachula]

It’s a true miracle.

[Judi Gatson @JudiGatson]

Love our viewers … and 🗣#realtalk.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

If you don’t trust medical experts enough to follow their advice and take the vaccine, don’t take their time away from someone else at the hospital when you get the virus.

[Beth Nelson @bogachula]

Come on other Texas cities, you can do it too!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

BREAKING: Dallas public schools will require students and teachers to wear masks in defiance of Governor Greg Abbott’s order barring districts from issuing mask mandates.

More of this.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

[Beth Nelson @bogachula]

@steviaplath I feel this! Never had your moms, but been dreaming about the version I had for literally 35 years! Would love to try your moms. Plz post the recipe/video!

[Britney Fan 🌹 @BritneyHiatus]

Never forget when Craig Ferguson refused to make fun of Britney Spears.

[Beth Nelson @bogachula]

@ASK_Esq29 @Talkshirandi @yankeesuzyqeh @Django_Kitty @dys_funktion101 @KenTremendous @Sethrogen @tedcruz A child born to a USC abroad *may* automatically become a USC. There, I fixed it for you.

[Beth Nelson @bogachula]

@ASK_Esq29 @yankeesuzyqeh @Django_Kitty @Talkshirandi @dys_funktion101 @KenTremendous @Sethrogen @tedcruz You just can’t admit you were wrong. You still don’t know enough info to say she didn’t meet residency reqs lol. immigration law is nuanced & changes A LOT. You don’t have all info, and you’re wrong. Just walk away...

[Beth Nelson @bogachula]

@ASK_Esq29 @Django_Kitty @yankeesuzyqeh @Talkshirandi @dys_funktion101 @KenTremendous @Sethrogen @tedcruz Reading is fundamental. I said immigration law constantly changes. Which it does. But don’t take my word for it, just look at the last 4 years. Better yet, ask the woman who specifically said she had 5 kids in Canada and only 2 were considered to be USC.

[Beth Nelson @bogachula]

@NeatMommy @norahamore @boncooper @chrissyteigen Well, if Wikipedia says it it must be true LMAO

[Jokerswild @JokersWildUK]

Very sad to hear about Piers Morgan

Nothing's happened to him

I'm just very sad to hear about him