Shumeyko Bogdan

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

http://t.co/4EA7Vuqz36 Shout out to all hoarders, sleeping on piles of cats and whatnot.

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

My FYI's are becoming TMI's. http://t.co/qZj2oNXBoC

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

http://t.co/kkekPjJgaD Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires.

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

http://t.co/76O3hapHWU Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

http://t.co/OuO8Llufi1 I never drop names but I frequently drop babies.

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

http://t.co/T12kJHV2Fr People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss.

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

"I NEVER have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo!" - revolutionary shorts designer. http://t.co/ZgOru7HLs1

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/yVcqcZRY1g

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/72LSnPLZQL

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

http://t.co/VfY9QJXXBm I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/Qz36vKSS3Z

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

I bet Vanna White hates the day after Labor Day? http://t.co/Kos7yIGW

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

I took an instagram picture of a polaroid photo and my iPhone blew up. http://t.co/IgrwLSSn

[Shumeyko Bogdan @bogdan_94]

Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys. http://t.co/pe0GOEFs