Tommy

I broke my bluetooth in 2nd grade and now my right foot hurts!

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@fiago7 We miss you in the USA!

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@MikeJudge It's about time for another Tales from the Tour Bus!

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@SinkingStarGame Release the game!

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@brown0804 @wobblymami I mean the shrubbery has been tightly cut back. Makes that deck look larger...

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@jrollan4 @FrontierCorp Always the same when I have an outage.

[Tommy @bohemia71]

https://t.co/GVZUtcjbGg

@TPUSA

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@LeadingReport Winning!

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@Simone_Biles @Riley_Gaines_ So sad. Simone, time to leave Texas.

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@___ard___ @SwarmApp What!? That would have worked?

[Tommy @bohemia71]

When they say it's orange night on your Alaskan cruise, you represent!

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@TuckerCarlson Wtf? I'm not watching this. No way it happened.

[Houston Astros @astros]

We're giving away an exclusive Gold Box!

Retweet to win.

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@elonmusk can you get the @astros some equitable commentary?

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Nothing captures what’s wrong with today’s “journalism” like the sad saga of what happened last week at The @WashingtonPost.

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@united get your stuff together! How are we delayed again? You've had 12+ hours to get this right.

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@united get your stuff together! How are we delayed again? You've had 12+ hours to get this right.

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@united my wife and I are were on UA21 yesterday, 6/1, a direct flight from Amsterdam to Houston. Guess where we are? Newark. After several delays, we are supposed to depart today, 6/2 at 1 PM. We are stuck in the terminal because no one can give us a new boarding pass for today.

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@united my wife and I are were on UA21 yesterday, 6/1, a direct flight from Amsterdam to Houston. Guess where we are? Newark. After several delays, we are supposed to depart today, 6/2 at 1 PM. We are stuck in the terminal because no one can give us a new boarding pass for today.

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@usainbolt @joeyjaws Who would win a one hundred meter race where you had to eat one hot dog at the end?

[Tommy @bohemia71]

@Walmart If I have a playstation 5 in my cart on your website, you should not take it out and sell it to someone else while I'm completing the purchase.

[Tommy @bohemia71]

Ahhh, the bad old days...

[Jeremy Woodin @wormwoodin]

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... #bitch #BreakingBad @bohemia71