Carissa

Not “Clarissa” (she/her)

[Carissa @bohemianrazbery]

Me: My dream car is a hearse
Tiffany: I’ve never heard of that car brand what is that?

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[Carissa @bohemianrazbery]

@soundingline I still remember the formula you taught us: tell them what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you told them

[Carissa @bohemianrazbery]

@sagethearies He looks like a Sim… just imagine a blonde NPC

[SnoopyLuvr2000 @Patt_Chloe]

Ready for Kendall Roy Autumn

[Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack]

Tonight I saw a massive orange cat get escorted out of Longwood Gardens. I asked “is he not welcome here?”, and the guy sighed & said “He shows up at the most inopportune moments”. So now, obviously, I want an entire sitcom about their relationship.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Queen Elizabeth II has died

[Carissa @bohemianrazbery]

@soundingline Anything having to do with using a phone- dialing (or lack thereof), texting very formally, seeing the lock screen when they are supposed to be actively on a call. How is phone usage in film so inaccurate when it’s everywhere in reality???

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

don’t worry darling 2022 press tour

[Xfinity Mobile Arena @XMobileArena]

Thank you, @MCRofficial. 🙏

📸: @JFaatz_Photo

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

a classic

[Carissa @bohemianrazbery]

@HIGHm8tenance95 @heyhollay we have found your toxic trait bc we do it too

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

chasing after a ping pong ball is dehumanizing

[Carissa @bohemianrazbery]

@okaykps_ we’ve come far roomie 🤪

[Carissa @bohemianrazbery]

@Nikki_Travi I REALLY love that for Tina

[MALUMA @maluma]

Feliz día de la mujer, gracias por ser el motivo de despertar todos los días, a parte de ser nuestra más grande inspiración 🌹❤️

[Carissa @bohemianrazbery]

@_ingridgarrido Love this energy for you

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Tonight, Sunny will become the longest running live action sitcom in TV history.

What is wrong with you people? 😊

[UMD Public Health @UMDPublicHealth]

Today is World AIDS Day, a time to help raise awareness about HIV and AIDS. The government’s theme for the 2021 observance is “Ending the HIV Epidemic: Equitable Access, Everyone’s Voice.” #WorldAIDSDay
Learn more: https://t.co/OsEyRPDWY5

[🧢 @defffkapp]

spirit halloween managers tomorrow night knowing the store will vanish at midnight