Being a Dodgers fan means telling all your friends who support other teams "Hey have a great season" and they all say "Fuck you" back and I think that's beautiful
Dodgers players had two gifts waiting for them at their lockers when they arrived at the ballpark today:
* a bottle of Traveller whiskey from Dave Roberts
* a $4,000 Seiko watch from Shohei Ohtani, complete with a note: “Let’s three-peat.”
🚨 BREAKING: Police uncover a YouTube view farm after a days-long sting—phones mounted to the ceiling running nonstop to generate fake views.
https://t.co/2Nh9AdPbIr
Played 14 league games today
Won 7 lost 7
Felt awful in the 7 losses
Felt not even that good in the 7 wins
Overall miserable day
...Gonna repeat it again tomorrow