Anna Bohnert

🥳

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL to charge a "convenience fee" for paying a bill online. The convenience is for the company. The fee is for you.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

We are the dumbest country in the universe. This is a twice-elected president speaking here.

[jill @jillw00ds]

The men being the ones staring across the water this season in shambles………. I used to pray for times like this

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Where have we heard “if you don’t test, you won’t have new cases” before?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial k!lłers.

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

RIP john adams you would have loved twitter

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

IS EVERY REPUBLICAN A FUCKING PSYCOPATH???

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

so go bankrupt already and save us all the environmental and social problems you’re creating

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ben & jerry (ben cohen & jerry greenfield) tried to boycott their ice cream from being sold in israel, so unilever went behind their back and sold a portion of the company to an israeli licensee against their wishes. israel is selling ben & jerry's through corporate domination

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[K.🇧🇧 @kamerynsimonne]

I love how everyone is in their cozy pj's & natural state because the guys aren't around. To be a woman is to perform 😭

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz