John Bennett

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[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

What does this even mean @NintendoAmerica? I’m just trying to buy the new @tombraider game.

[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

I mean, all this needed was another enhancement. Game was basically perfect. But this is cool too.

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

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[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

@LittleNights okay but can we get II on Switch 2 enhanced please?

[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

Does @AnkerOfficial make orange cords yet? I would like to buy 3-4 of them. I keep seeing them in advertisements but can’t find them in their store. Or even @belkin?

[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

Hey @AnkerOfficial, will there be orange cords available to match the orange plugs? I’d rather buy orange cords from you guys instead of some random seller on @amazon.

[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

Dear @duolingo, just let me practice words. I’m at work and trying to fit this in.

[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

Yo @duolingo. This is stupid. Lemme practice my words.

[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

In what mindset does one have to be in to believe that drug smugglers, the illegal kind, will pay tariffs on their smuggled items. Like I seriously want to know how anyone, let alone @realDonaldTrump, could possibly believe this.

[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

Thank you.

[caitlyn ~ got troye and duas usb @valntyne5SOS]

Here is the link to the file of Physical ft. Troye!!! People have been asking so here it is😭 @DUALIPA @troyesivan https://t.co/U5VYG8ahgI

[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

Like, why can’t I find the car I want, apply for financing, and have my car delivered directly to me or to a local pickup spot. There can even be a delivery fee! The dealerships make money off of the service department anyway. They can adapt. Come on @elonmusk. Please?

[John Bennett @bohnjennett]

Can someone in DOGE or in Trump’s cabinet spread word to @elonmusk that one thing I think we can all agree he needs to do is to strike down the ban on direct car sales online? Like, with all that’s going on, it’s the least the can do. :)