Rebecca Singh-Forbes

Author of Shut Mouth. Pushcart nominee.
Stand-up comedian
Sit-down UX Architect
Potty-mouthed bulletproof lady-bastard.

[David Ondrej @DavidOndrej1]

im releasing all my agent skills to the public

this is hundreds of hours of trial & error

every single global .agents skill i have

go grab it. it's free.

[Rebecca Singh-Forbes @Bohobo101]

Join me in the @nycmidnight 500-word Fiction Challenge on May 29th! Learn more at https://t.co/SO2DwyAOCQ

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

This week the Guardian's owner, the Scott Trust, gifted the 233-year-old Observer to Tortoise Media.

This isn't just a dark day for journalism, it's a sign.

Meet the team.

This is Putin giving Tortoise's energy advisory board member an 'Order of Friendship' medal in 2017.
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[Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu @SholaMos1]

My God, I didn't know Israel funded, aided, abetted & by its actions and inactions the worst attack on Jews since the Holocaust. Watch this Israeli Minister confirm Netanyahu approved Hamas funding 3wks before Oct 7; Israel had Hamas Oct 7 plans for a whole year & did nothing; IDF didn't rescue victims (1200) on Oct 7 for 10+hrs & Israel is killing Palestinian civilians knowing they did nothing wrong. It means EVERYTHING Israel has done to Palestinians since Oct 7 - genocide (35000+), famine & ethnic cleansing (1.5m+) is intentional & premeditated. I didn't think I could be more disgusted by Israel but consider me completely, thoroughly & overwhelmingly disgusted. This is Nazi level evil. The US, UK & EU must have known this & STILL supported this evil. My God.

[🌻 Richard Hodkinson 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @richardhod]

@Hobbycraft @louisgraysocial Looks like the @guardian has got your number Hobbycraft, still claiming it was his age, when it obviously wasn't. Own up to this and make amends, otherwise you're going to lose thousands of customers. https://t.co/dRqxCN4eF7

[Wall Street Alerts @MarketAlerts_]

@GRDecter if NVDA misses

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

"Why has my Thames Water bill been hiked by 30% overnight?"

Easy. Because the owners have taken over £3bn in dividends out of the company, over £2.2bn in loans, left the company almost £14bn in debt & with a pension fund deficit of nearly £400mn.

https://t.co/J5WxwrKkg0

[Nitin Sawhney @thenitinsawhney]

We have a PM who is literally tweeting the kind of offensive BS that would have had people taking to the street with anti-Nazi placards when I was a teenager… Don’t be fooled. He is too busy betraying humanity to remember his own heritage and ancestral journey - A man so deeply uncomfortable in his own skin that he forgets what it looks like…

[Chris Northwood @cnorthwood]

The dictionary defines woman as an "adult female human". Rearranging that sentence to make female be the noun, rather than an adjective is a transphobic dog-whistle the leader of the opposition is now repeating.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Whatever the rights and wrongs of Nigel Farage having his elite bank account cancelled, let’s remember who he actually is

[Dr Finn Mackay at least cats 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Finn_Mackay]

What there is, is a toxic patriarchy; & this affects us all. Beware a structure that tells you human values & needs should be bifurcated by sex, that human values & needs should be split, with some fitting for one sex only. Lies. #toxic messaging #toxicpatriarchy

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"..and the Lord said I was hungry and you said you can make a meal for 30p, I was thirsty and you filled my water with shit, I was a stranger and you sent me to Rwanda, I was sick and you asked whether I had health insurance..."

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Strike Bill has passed, it means your employer now has to give you PERMISSION to strike and if they don't you are breaking the law.

You and your Union can then be fined and jailed.

[Ragged Trousered Philanderer @RaggedTP]

Your Mum waits 40 hours for an ambulance so BP don’t have to pay tax.
Your kids can’t afford University so Amazon don’t have to pay tax.
Your sister can’t get housing so Google don’t have to pay tax.
Your Gran’s on a 5 yr hospital waiting list so Vodaphone don’t have to pay tax.

[Rebecca Singh-Forbes @Bohobo101]

My washing machine texts me updates. We truly are living in the future. It looks a lot like the past except my washing machine is my only friend.

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

a tense day for all the brand managers out there

[Russell Warfield @russellwarfield]

🥳UKIP have lost ALL of their six remaining councillors.

This means UKIP has been *completely* wiped out as an electoral force.

As of today, there isn’t a single UKIP politician elected anywhere in the country.

[Rebecca Singh-Forbes @Bohobo101]

Latest comedy set
https://t.co/BncprDZH4y

[Rebecca Singh-Forbes @Bohobo101]

@WTRlitmag @KenHarmon18 Hello, unknown author here, twice published in West Trade Review. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Maybe spend as much time writing better poetry, instead of hate mail to people who reject your poems. No one owes you publication. If that's the deal you want, set up your own magazine. 👋

[Rebecca Singh-Forbes @Bohobo101]

Live, laugh, toaster bath.