In case you didn't watch sports today:
>OKC beat the Lakers by 43.
>Kirk Cousins signed a $172,000,000.00 deal with Raiders.
>Tiger Woods said he was on the phone with Trump after his crash.
>Neymar said a ref was bad tonight cuz he was on her period.
>Luka Doncic left game vs OKC with a hamstring injury. Will have MRI Friday.
>Toronto Maple Leafs got eliminated from playoff contention.
>Buffon quit his role on the Italian Football Federation.
>LALIGA announced Polymarket as their exclusive prediction market partner.
>Phil Mickelson will miss The Masters due to family health matter.
>Harden officially clinched his 17th straight playoff appearance (4th longest streak all time).
>Spurs without Wemby beat the Clippers by 19. Spurs up to 59 wins (11 in a row).
>Trail Blazers won their 40th game of the season (40-38).
>Pistons without Cade beat Wolves without Edwards.
>Kon Knuppel broke Kemba Walker’s record of most 3s in a season by a Hornet.
>Hornets beat Suns by 20.
>Jared McCain revealed what nail polish he had on while beating the Lakers by 50. ‘Work Hard Play Pink’
>Nathan MacKinnon becomes first player to score 50 goals in the NHL this season.
>Minnesota Wild clinch playoff spot.
>Vancouver Canucks will officially finish with the fewest points in the NHL for the first time in 50 years.
>LA Kings tied the record for more OT games in a season with 30.
>2019 DPOY, Stephon Gilmore announced retirement.
>A Virginia judge denied Virginia QB Chandler Morris’ request to play a 7th year of College football.
>KC Royals’ catcher Carter Jensen wasn’t in the lineup tonight cuz he overslept.
>Josh Allen had a kid.
I literally only post 0-1 times per day and it’s just these recaps (follow me, pookie)
A creator with 70K followers got a $30.52 payout from Jan 31 - March 13 and tags Nikita that she’s being underpaid.
Nikita says she's overpaid and suspends the account.
Fair moderation or too harsh?
They used odumodu old tweets against him. They also used Ezra old tweets against him but now that it’s Simi, her old tweets are just cruise? You want a special treatment for her?
Fr, We need to stop this useless hypocrisy when it involves a popular female celebrity.
Snakes has been topical since yesterday and RiP to the lady who lost her life due to snake bite.
But what's scary about snakes? Why do we avoid them at all cost?
People fear snakes because they move without legs, appear without warning, and vanish just as fast - but what makes them truly unsettling is not how they look, it’s how advanced they are.
• Snakes don’t have eyelids. They see through a clear scale called a spectacle, which is why their stare feels unblinking. Snake no dey blink!
• They smell with their tongues. Every flick collects chemical signals and delivers them to a special organ in the roof of the mouth. That's why their tongue dey come out.
• Some snakes can sense body heat, allowing them to strike prey accurately in complete darkness. God Abeg!
• A snake’s jaw can unhinge and spread apart, letting it swallow prey much wider than its head. God dey create.
• After swallowing large prey, a snake’s organs temporarily shift position to make space inside the body. 😰
• Not all snakes lay eggs — many give birth to live young, including some common African species.
• Snakes can survive months without food after a large meal because their metabolism slows dramatically.
• Their skin is not slimy; it is dry and smooth, and they shed it whole as they grow.
• Some snakes can play dead when threatened, flipping onto their backs and releasing a foul smell. I'm not familiar with this game!
• Certain snakes can strike in less than a tenth of a second, faster than the human blink. New fear unlocked
• Snake venom is being used to develop medicines for blood pressure, heart disease, and pain control.
• Snakes help control rodents around farms, indirectly protecting crops and stored grains. No we can protect our crops ourselves. We don't need snake to do it for us 😁
• Even venomous snakes usually avoid humans and only bite when stepped on, cornered, or threatened - This one na lie. Dem dey bite unprovoked.
• A snake’s backbone contains hundreds of vertebrae, giving it extreme flexibility and strength.
• Some snakes can recognize regular human activity patterns and adjust their movement times to avoid people.
As much as it's good to know about these beautiful & scary snake facts... Anytime you see snake bro run!
Let's keep our environment clean & tidy
Happy Sunday to you
Lanre NaijaFarmer