Michael Boileau

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[Michael Boileau @boileau]

@MichaelSwander Not even biz either just reg Gold Star goddamn

[Cancrexo🇪🇦 @cancrexo]

@astahearts Was about to say the one from Terminator 2

[Michael Boileau @boileau]

@Aviation_Intel minor detail with everything going on but curious if Biden admin plans to do a 180 on this... https://t.co/2AnnPFJFg2

[Michael Boileau @boileau]

@justinrod That means the Dodgers game was about a year ago too woah

[Michael Boileau @boileau]

This game again - 2019 edition

[Michael Boileau @boileau]

Ending years of lurking and tweeting from parody accounts 😬

[Michael Boileau @boileau]

@oh_no_jo White pianos absorb more heat from stage lights and don’t hold their tuning as well for performances #funfact

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

I’m taking a quick break from filming to tell you the best way to watch Mission: Impossible Fallout (or any movie you love) at home.

[Sam Esfandiari @samesfandiari]

They lost to the Sacramento Kings... at home... By double digits.

[Michael Boileau @boileau]

iPhone X face scanner must be watershed for anti-wifi / anti-Bluetooth luddite community. Will have weird crossover with privacy advocates.

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Allan Holdsworth has died https://t.co/e11fO7fQFK

[Kurt Rosenwinkel @kurtrosenwinkel]

Allan Holdsworth, Colossus, gentle man, blazed a trail through the heights of musical invention. we can only look up & marvel. God Speed RIP

[Frausty @apple_juice42]

Let's not talk about how his knee was down before the ball crossed though. 🤔

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Obama's on vacation with the hat backwards. He's never coming back.

[Michael Boileau @boileau]

.@GoogleDoodles continue to educate me. Loved reading about Ed Roberts yesterday. Inspiring. https://t.co/H2aJQlFS8j

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Remember, when real facts prove you wrong and make you look stupid, just use alternative facts instead.

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

What does it mean when a line changes close to a game. It means the smart money has bet late( as they always do) on Clemson.

[Swipe Sports @swipe_sports]

#Broncos CB Aqib Talib ripped off #Raiders WR Michael Crabtree's gold chain
https://t.co/aSoWoBcK3h

[Michael Boileau @boileau]

Is taking half of a pre-sliced bagel a faux pas? #deepthoughts

[Michael Boileau @boileau]

.@internetofshit this is the first stage of self-replication, right?

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Good morning.
Your mind is your home and no one else's.
Furnish it as you wish.
Set the temp so you're comfortable.