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permanently banned from Calculator

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When I eat a bowl of oatmeal I like to imagine myself as an 11th century serf eating his daily ration of gruel

[kart @strawbrryk8]

when i was a kid i would end every sentence with “For me to poop on” and my mom beat the shit out of me cuz of it

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got food poisoning off that shawarma, call me liseased

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

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We Are Walmart Canada Gaming

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another Coffee on the books today ! #brampton

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@alois_flutz this is about ME i am epic and Special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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treat other people the way you would like them to be treated

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The Queen and Spadina McDonald's is like the anime protagonist, and The Fancy Induced Burger is the villain introduced in season 5

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the 🖥️ computer is calling me

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hey i know that podcast

[John Cogs @JohnCogs5]

Apparently a new bouncy substance has been discovered named Element Boing

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

dribbling a basketball while driving

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too many tweets about "DIRTY SODA" on my feed. go away. i don't care i don't care i don't care i don't care i don't care

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let the Coffee flow 😁😆 ☕ !! #morning

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my feed is full of hantavirus cruise panic but i'm really feeling a strong "nothing ever happens" vibe on this one

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

lentil and rice dinner = gentle and nice winner

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

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how the f did palantir put PAUL PATATES on my timeline. they live in my walls

[fifi world cup 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇻🇫🇷 @seltzerprincess]

don’t want to hear a word from anyone about how they know where to get the “best poutine” in montreal bc look at this

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does anyone else lowkirkenuinely deadassionately have a nonchalashout when their brousin doesn't quiche loreain the peanemis