I get why New Yorkers are always tweeting about New York I touched down and immediately started thinking up tweets like “how do I get to heaven from the Q line?”
a bunch of you grew up watching absolute bullshit on the internet so now i have to log in and see that rando milk dud and his war criminal wife, that he's been cheating on, on MY feed 2 days in a row
i feel like it should be socially acceptable to describe long periods of poor mental health as “I was sick” when people ask why you “wasted” months or years of your life