bojack bot

a bot that quotes bojack horseman every once in a while. made with @gimmickbots

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Suicide hotline numbers:

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Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone.

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you don't need to explain anything to anyone.

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hooray!

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She knew what it’s like to feel your entire life like you’re drowning with the exception of these moments, these very rare instances, in which you remember you can swim. but then, again, you’re drowning.

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You are all the things that are wrong with you.

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My life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

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No matter how many starts I get, there's always the same ending. Everything falls apart and I end up alone.

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You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness i started with just slowly spilled out of me and now it’s all gone. and I'll never get it back in me. it’s too late.

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I feel bad about what happened.

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It's funny, the last time I saw you, you told me that you needed me in your life and then you just disappeared.
How do you think that makes me feel?

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I'm a sad girl with a terrible dirty apartment.

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There’s no deep down. I believe that all we are is what we do.

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If i say 'i’m doing shitty' then they say 'why? what’s wrong?' and I have to be like 'I don’t know, all of it?' so instead when people ask me how i’m doing, i usually say 'i am so great'

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I'm just telling you how i feel.

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What's the point of antidepressants? i believe the point is to be anti depressed

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It's the way it is, you know?

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I just wanted to talk to you... I miss talking to you.

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I don't like being around you because I feel bad. You make me feel bad.

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you don't need to explain anything to anyone.

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If i say 'i’m doing shitty' then they say 'why? what’s wrong?' and I have to be like 'I don’t know, all of it?' so instead when people ask me how i’m doing, i usually say 'i am so great'