boarnold

that’s crazy

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

you scratch my back i’ll scratch yours but.... the weird thing is my back is located on my cock🍆

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

i feel like global warming

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

they call a rumba

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

i through and through believe this lichen needs a tent

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

beua nasty boutta get shitty

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

i’m colorado sober on booze and bud

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

pealin a pear
like a pencil sharpener
pushin p

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

be like water
run through the hoes

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

i strive to have a wife like tom segura’s @tomsegura

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

chickens wearing shoes will never not be funny💀

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

every girl is just like a good truck, dependable, durable, and can carry every load i put in it

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

if the roof is rusty there’s water in the basement

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

i’m not drinking and driving officer i’m sipping and steering

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

If Snoop passes you the blunt, you gotta hit that😭

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

powers out pop some pussy

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

the only thing i check is the rear view n that’s for opps

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

@donte_sierra hey there brother ☝️

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

butterfly’s with a little bit of beer shits

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

no matter which way the the sandwich is flipped the bread comes first

[boarnold @bojacksonwatts]

to drunk to high 5 so we hug

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Can you explain the different results?