Mr. Bojangles

I'm a bad cat.

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

I am a spider.

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

WTF is this bullshit?! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mr%20Bojangles

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

Tried out a sample of my new fragrance "Eau de Bo" on @kamini6 last night. Encouraged by response.

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

I need to hire someone to scoop my litter and feed me crunchies. Heading to rentboy dot com to find candidates!

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@kamini6 You wouldn't be so eager to get home if you could see what I just did to the shoes in your wardrobe. Hyuck hyuck hyuck.

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

I hiss and scratch because I love too much...

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

The house is full of packing boxes. Good opportunity for me to hide some little presents for the peeps! mrr hrr hrr hrr.

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@sweetrover Put it in my bowl and I'll eat it. I'll eat anything. That's why I'm such a gigantic fat-ass.

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

I heart tuna water!

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@alexmdac they're not really "accidents", you know

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@alexmdac we need to revisit this crunchies situation

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

2/3 cup a day of crunchies is not enough, the bo is still hungry!

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@kamini6 check under your bed, I left you a gift hehe

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@alexmdac Well I may be on the market for a new owner! Where are those tuna treats?

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@alexmdac Hang on, I already have a name!

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@alexmdac where did you hide my tuna treats?

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@kamini6 I miss the treats and warmth that you provide, not really you so much

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

where is the girl who brings the crunchies?

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

I wish I could be outside, catching and killing small animals

[Mr. Bojangles @bojanglesthecat]

@alexmdac Sometimes I do terrible things to you while you sleep