Spoke to @TigerWoods to congratulate him on the great victory he had in yesterday’s @TheMasters, & to inform him that because of his incredible Success & Comeback in Sports (Golf) and, more importantly, LIFE, I will be presenting him with the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM!
I have 10 guns.
If the government takes 10 guns from me, how many do I have left?
19...
I have 19 guns left, because I lied to those commie bastards.
Signed,
All Patriotic Americans
Molon Labe