Miles Jorgensen

If you can catch it, you can drink it.

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

@nonociito

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

If you're a food critic under 250 lbs you're actually just a professional liar

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

do me a solid and everyone sign this cus its a funny ass show
https://t.co/uJhrCTOlp1
heres a funny gif to encourage you
https://t.co/z7zwxeHW5C

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

You know it's gonna be a good youtube binge when your first click is a 30 day time lapse of the growth of a bean

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

having to buy plan b is basically like getting a parking ticket. like if you had just moved a little bit sooner 😒

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

@oreo i thought of a great idea for your packaging. Put a quote on it from a random person who eats them. For example, mine would be "It was a supernova of flavor in my mouth" -@bojebullet You got original content and it's fan made!!! Eh??? lmk what you think 😏

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

@CarlyMuscio whatever this is should do the trick

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

@lsheckherd ayeee thanks for the s/o!!

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

@lsheckherd holy shit lol

[Emilio @EmilioMierzejew]

check out what i did with my boy @da_homie_omie SwimmingPools #np on #SoundCloud https://t.co/V6cpEVPJlq

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

Trying to study in the lib with people's annoying ass buffoonery

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

DST...🤔
Daylight Savings Time
or
Don't (go to) School Today?

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

When the professor starts lecturing on the first day of the semester:

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

@lsheckherd you're gonna need to cite you source for that second one

[Sheck @lsheckherd]

Learned two life lessons while camping. 1. if it's gonna rain don't go camping. 2. If you can catch it, you can drink it.

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

Raw footage of me taking my Physics final:

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

Spongebob is the only "kids show" that can still bring me to tears in laughter 😂😂😂

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

Whoa, I had a crazy ass dream last night that Trump actually- uh oh.

[Miles Jorgensen @bojebullet]

For once in my life I'd like to just be whelmed.