Furious Mr Chicken

Known as the tuna of the land I only fear foxes and flying. Flying Foxes? Surely they don't exist? VICTORIA

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@CrossFitGames Meticulously? You’re joking?

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@CrossFitGames Less prayers and more lifeguards I reckon.

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@dontattempt Damn! I mean Smoulder!

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@dontattempt Smulderers

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@FoxNews The only thing that stops a bad guy with a train is a good guy with a train. #trainviolence #murica

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@davegraney @ArnottsBikkies @clarecmoore I’ve always pronounced it “Nissay” Geez I was way off!

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Who? #ArjunKapoor

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@dontattempt Regrettle

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@smokiedawson Very much so

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@Robbo_heraldsun @HarfSerious It’s pronounced Ploff right? I’ve only never seen Plough written.

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@7AFL Every time a goal is kicked I sing “This is how legends are made”! instead of enjoying the moment. The system works. But jeez the commentary is lacklustre #AFLSunsBlues @CarltonFC @GoldCoastSUNS

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@abcnews She’s clearly a nutbag StKilda junkie. The cops probably know her. They shout just knocked her out.

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@RitaPanahi @VictoriaPolice She’s obviously a lunatic. The kicking is a dead giveaway.

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@abcnews Parking inspectors are a community scourge on a par with hotel quarantine security guards.

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@polyarmour @abcnews ...also a cunt.

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@abcnews He sounds like quite the cunt!

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@realDonaldTrump Do it from your house. Stay home you stupid skinbag of orange cheese!

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@Decker6 Now I want to watch the whole episode. What happens? Did he fuck her?

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That Toyota Fanzone really shows the bottom of the retard barrel when... Oh shit! There’s Dustin Fletcher! #AFLDonsGiants

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Apparently God helps with goal kicking! #AFLDonsGiants