боџа 🇰🇭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really transformed me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends.

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

yo intentando levantarme de la cama con la primera alarma que suena

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[misa! @misak1nz]

reconnecting with someone and it’s even better the second time around

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

“You came to work early today” yeah thanks, there was no new episode of love island last night

[cowboy franzinho 𐚁 @esfrann_]

pq sonhar num cochilo a tarde é assim

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

[` @schiz04renic]

“do you have any hobbies?” yeah i do informal psychoanalysis on everyone i meet.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Boss: "we hired someone to help lighten ur workload"

The new hire;

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[miya @miyarah_]

amo dormir, amo la siesta, amo levantarme tarde, amo atrasar la alarma, amo estar en la cama sin hacer nada

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

i wish someone would ask me this

[Neet @neet_sol]

Worth a shot

[eden ✶ @profetarchive]

acordando depois de ter sonhado as coisas mais complexas e adversas que uma mente humana pode conjurar

[𝓛𝓪���𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Walking into work the next day after calling in sick with my new hair

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

everybody calm down.

i got this.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate