Matthew Boland

im awesome

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@brittslaubaugh Good luck with your nothing!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@WaldronWill I think fishing expedition this weekend

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Every time I see the stars and bars blowin' in the wind, it makes me want to eat a bowl of gravy and bitch slap a terrorist. Merica.

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@WaldronWill you are both bums it didn't even snow that much

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@brittslaubaugh yes I'm working:(

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@brittslaubaugh nice

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@brittslaubaugh u r tweeting an awful lot for someone who thinks Twitter is dumb...

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

When life gets you down and your brain ain't workin' right, you just gots to remember that 50 stars + 13 bars = Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Every mornin' I wake up harder than ten pounds of jawbreakers. It ain't nothin' sexual, it's just all-Merican freedom wood.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Somethin' about a truck makes the panties come flyin' off. Prolly all the horsepowers. It's science.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

In country heaven, I'm gonna have me a windmill that pumps ice cold beer.

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

So hungry!

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@Jess_Ann10 @WaldronWill @Gina_Marie85 @Schlesselman06 ya be jealous

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

You can't get drunk if you ain't gettin' drunk. Time to crack a cold one.

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@WaldronWill ikr yaaaaayyyyyu

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

Hooray! Free beer!

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@Jess_Ann10 horray!

[Matthew Boland @bolandmatt1]

@WaldronWill I still have another 1.5 hours:(

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I don't know if the ignorance level in the world is rising, or I'm becoming less tolerant of dumb asses.