bolbi stroganovsky

rise n’ cry, ladies thoughts are my own (delusional albeit)

[bolbi stroganovsky @bolbispears]

if you identify as a man please stop right here right now

[bolbi stroganovsky @bolbispears]

enemy #1: garage rittenhouse. you know what you did.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[chloe @sardine_enjoyer]

Well there you have it.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“man-repellant makeup” this and “just bark at him” that. my strategy is to simply SJW my way into getting a guy to leave me alone

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[⃟ @schizuation]

okay so when’s national ex girlfriend day

[Case Bradford @Casebradford]

“Cheese on the beach” was prescription medicine back the 1700s to heal all varieties of maladies.

Bring back cheeses on the beaches.

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

i’m 27 and a half i should be on my first divorce by now

[bolbi stroganovsky @bolbispears]

@bridgcig No I do fear maybe the commentary wasn’t necessary but what is an appalled girl to do?! She started it!

[bolbi stroganovsky @bolbispears]

Unfortunately (for her) my exes new gf (?) accidentally liked one of our pictures from three years ago. Fortunately for me he did not level up

[bolbi stroganovsky @bolbispears]

Update; I fear it was actually intentional which is wild coming from a 31 yr old woman. I am a CHILD

[♰ @reeceollld]

just heard my exes side of the story and i was funny asf for that

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm in my element (air conditioning)

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

happy birthday gorgeous

[m! @ntrphl]

to be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved