Christy Augs

Livin, lovin..im just a woman...

[Christy Augs @BoldFlavors]

#AltonBrownLive as a CA cannabis patient im curious if you've experimented with cannabis infusions? #weedfood #multitasking #putmeonyourshow

[Christy Augs @BoldFlavors]

@altonbrown As a CA cannabis patient I'm curious if you've experimented with cannabis infusions? #altonbrownlive #weedfood #multitasking

[Christy Augs @BoldFlavors]

@altonbrown As a CA cannabis patient I'm curious if you've experimented with cannabis infusions? #altonbrownlive #weedfood #multitasking

[Christy Augs @BoldFlavors]

@altonbrown as a CA cannabis patient, I wonder if u have experimented w/cannabis infusions? #weedfood #multitasking #tastebuds #edibles

[JennyPentland, GED @JennyPentland]

My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

No point gettin' in shape if your diet makes you spend all your time in the john with a wet doodoo situaish, you guys.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

"Juice cleanse" is a one way ticket to Butt Whizz City, USA. I ain't doin' a diet that makes you crap like a babe makin' #1.

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

Drove by a place called Stallion Station and now I refuse to refer to my vagina as anything else.

[Arrested Development @arresteddev]

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Being an adult is basically that feeling when the fireworks are over and it's time to go home, but all the time.

[Jewerstein @Jewerstein]

No one was politely introduced to jungles until Guns N Roses.

[Jewerstein @Jewerstein]

Abraham Lincoln is trending. I hope nothing bad happened to him.

[crispy315 @crispy_315]

dances with wolves
drinks too much with wolves
explores sexuality with wolves

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

This solves everything

[Jewerstein @Jewerstein]

There's nothing worse than a shitty person with an awesome dog.

[Jewerstein @Jewerstein]

If I had a vagina, at some point I'd probably try to play the harmonica with it.