Rich Lindgren

The Original Texas Ranger and Delivery Driver Extraordinaire

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@empukofficial filled out the online form for a catalogue last week and still waiting, any ideas how long it usually takes?

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@LZZYHALE only hope my little girl will hear #DEARDAUGHTER and know it's all I want for her, two and half years without contact kills me

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@DaveMustaine who would be on your list of favourite female rock/metal vocalist dude?

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

I don't tweet often but when I do it's inspirational, starting the new year as I mean to go, off for an upside down pokey bum wank

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@LZZYHALE what's missing from my battle jacket? I'll tell you, an @Halestorm patch coz I can't get one! p.s it'd make a perfect Xmas gift!

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@LZZYHALE I'm pretty sure my Download picture should win me a prize? Amazing set, thank you so much!

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@Rupert_Frere Look what I came across while queuing at the guard room this morning!

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@DownloadFest when is there likely to be more announcements?? I need more!!!

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@RealAliceCooper dude, me and my mate Sarah would like your company at download2016, I'll pay your bus fare and everything. Make it happen!

[In De Goot Entertainment @Indegoot]

Check out @LZZYHALE & @CoreyTaylorRock @stonesour cover of @RollingStones #GimmeShelter courtesy of @RollingStone https://t.co/uEQQwIuXzq

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@LZZYHALE just seen announcements for Download2016, still wishing and hoping you make an appearance, c'mon and make an old man happy!!

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

I said your as beautiful as a fancy hooker..... Flirting is hard

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

She used to be the angel of my dreams, now she's just the demon of my nightmares

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

If there is not a mental illness named after me when I die I'm going to be very disappointed

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@Jessewelle @PhillyChic5 you guys heard of the whisper app? Got some love on there!!

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

@Jessewelle @PhillyChic5 always hungry when watching your vlogs! You guys are always eating! 😃 much love peeps!

[Jerbot™ Dingleberry @Goofpoops]

I’ve narrowed my eHarmony user name down to these

1.) Fuckman_boobs69
2.) lol_at_beavers
3.) hulk_smash_vag13

Now to reel in a classy lady

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

Cleaning like a fella that thinks he's getting laid.....

[Geek🇵🇸 @urgeekisshowing]

I wonder what it's like to actually have your shit together.
I bet it's glorious.
I bet they let you ride unicorns.

[Rich Lindgren @BoldyBollocks]

Well this is going to end in tears

~me, everytime I leave the house