mister crunchy

jail is where you go if a cop doesn't like you, they can't send you to prison without knowing you're poor

[mister crunchy @bolincower]

the big 3

[mister crunchy @bolincower]

Just in case you needed another reason to avoid @ChickfilA . Absolutely disgusting levels of greed.

[mister crunchy @bolincower]

realized today my kumquat graft died and I've spent the last 3+ years growing worthless trifoliate rootstock 😭😂😭@FastGrowingTree

[mister crunchy @bolincower]

@humboldt_csi Cherry Plies

[mister crunchy @bolincower]

Black mirror episode where Jim Henson has to live his life as Kermit from inside the underwater isolation tube

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

You had to be there

[mister crunchy @bolincower]

@PopTartsUS I'm not mad, just disappointed

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with her

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

explaining KONY 2012 to my 22-year-old coworkers

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

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[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

me trying to get the gun out of the cop’s holster

[i hit the juckport 1 trillion$ @nudycat]

chlorophyll water and ashwagandha some of these feelings is hard to describe

[FEMA Camp Counselor @DasSchinkenbrot]

total 10/10 couple’s outfit for Halloween

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the northern lights are breathtaking