Collin Brand

Technically, we're all dying, unless you choose the right grail. It's the dusty one.

[Collin Brand @bollincrand]

@el_hijo_medio @PhilMackey @JimPeteHoops @tweetdavebenz @kelseybrand @PhilMackey’s missing a total ripper. The list is strong though. https://t.co/eBfPAFKU4M

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How did ‘Dry January’ go for you this year? Good?

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To put it simply... Tom was a person that would ask, “How are you?” and said it with true feeling. He always cared. We’ll miss you, Hanny.

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"We’re deeply saddened by the loss of our dear friend and colleague Tom Hanneman. He meant the world to so many in Minnesota and across the nation. Out of respect for his family, we’re going to take all of the time necessary to reflect and properly honor this great man.”

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Made the joke "More like Seltzer In Place, am I right?" and now I can only use it for 2 more days...

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Millennials... The trick to having a get-together of 9 other people will be to initially ask 45 of your friends. You’ll get a lot of “We’ll see what we have going on...” and BOOM. Just 9 people.

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A half an hour prior to this moment - A young me was scouring the concourse with some money to burn and ended up returning to his seat with a brand new Orlando Cabrera shirsey. You all most likely have me to thank for this.

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O-CAB BOMB 💣

Orlando Cabrera launches a 2-run homer to put the @Twins on top in Game 163. #TwinsClassics

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No spoiler for 'The Last Dance' for me after it comes out, ok? I want to find out for myself if the Bulls win the '98 championship or not.

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4 photos of working in sports. This really made me take a deep dive, @JWindell. No photos of us unless you count the one of us from Culvers a few months ago. Totally forgot about popping out of a trash can too. You're up, @braddickmn, @JohnFanta8, and @rschreck90.

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“It’s a happy enchilada and you think you’re gonna drown... That’s the way that the world goes ‘round.”

Thank you, John Prine.

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@ehoppe12

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Just thought I'd like to remind people that today is Thursday. That's all.

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@RobertSwansen Not sure how Amber could get sick of Lotzza Mozza pizza already...

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Any day now we'll start to see products labeled "pandemic size" on the packaging. Then again, a pandemic size container of Top the Tater would finally be a sufficient amount for once.

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*Me trembling with fear*

I like to move it. Move it.

I like to move it. Move it.

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Just think... If we had Ring or Nest doorbells years ago, this cinematic masterpiece of a scene would have never occurred.

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@solace Some vape bro threw his device at Tyler during "Bottles and Bibles" last night. He stopped playing, put his guitar down, and told the dude to chill. I almost thought he was done for the night.

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@el_hijo_medio @Lindzella @Nick_Offerman @kelseybrand The mulligans bib got me. He needs a red polo as well.

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Always remember...

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@WSAUMike @Adam_Henning Should’ve put on another stache yesterday to help Randy out. That’s probably why he had such a poor showing. My bad.