megan

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[megan @bolognauseated]

I have a Pavlovian addiction to smoking, bell rung by the crushing of tiny beads embedded in sponge.

[megan @bolognauseated]

Źupremacy

[megan @bolognauseated]

Too much cheese ruins a perfectly good grilled cheese. Had one slice left in the pack and figured it would be fine to just throw it on instead of burdened by the one slice when I always use two. I was WRONG!! 👎

[megan @bolognauseated]

The lost highway Letterboxd review would have been much more effective….

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

If everyone used footnotes instead of endnotes

[megan @bolognauseated]

Playing a lot of Balatro…not enough…but more than I ever let myself play any video game…

[Hash_ @hash_cough]

When mf’s cry about a sub 10m shitter going to zero

[megan @bolognauseated]

Which is why I love peacock

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

you wanna pause your show on peacock? you’re starting the episode over. you wanna skip ahead? you’re starting the episode over. you want closed captions? you’re watching below deck.

[megan @bolognauseated]

@collin_duncann He knows what he has

[Victoria @Vicky]

sometimes you mix the past with the present and your happiness disappears

[megan @bolognauseated]

@plightjada We got these at the bakery a few years ago and it was so upsetting all the wine locker members got first dibs and sold out of our allotment immediately

[megan @bolognauseated]

Clarinet is woodwind

[megan @bolognauseated]

The almond roca related schadenfreude that my mother simply can’t help but partake in…break these generational curses…help me succeed…I can’t take it anymore

[megan @bolognauseated]

@imploder4u Maybe it will be like that lady that fell in love w Martin shkreli when she was covering him w Bloomberg news

[megan @bolognauseated]

this is my oven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[megan @bolognauseated]

Can’t stop being pissed off about eeyore trying to tell ME how to load the oven when I was doing him a FAVOR by even interrupting my CURRENTLY BAKING ITEMS because I am NICE

[megan @bolognauseated]

My little sister used to call me a poser all the time…it would piss me off so bad…deep down I feel she was right for this but it still pissed me off thinking about it…

[DJ MISS PARKER @thebussycatdoll]

WE NEED TO START CALLING BITCHES POSERS AGAIN, that word really got the girls TOGETHER back in the day girl 😂

[megan @bolognauseated]

https://t.co/PoKAL6PxW9

[Señorita Awesome @boygrrI]

hating snow because you “have to drive in it” proves that the car owner mindset destroys your innate connection to nature and shatters any sense of wonder you may have at the phenomenon of existence. owning a car depletes your soul

[megan @bolognauseated]

@imploder4u Incredible

[megan @bolognauseated]

Discussed on this weeks so true pod

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

A comedian should write a joke about how you aren’t supposed to say “homeless” anymore you are supposed to say “unhoused” and how that’s kind of ridiculous and the semantics of the words don’t solve the problem. Maybe an angle could like homeless ppl weren’t the ones who came up with term “unhoused” and it was someone who is wealthy, college educated, and most likely a white woman who came up with the term? Idk just a thought for a potential bit Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

[megan @bolognauseated]

I don’t shy away from the sobriety, I shy away from all of this…

[mr.boy @alvaro_coded]

beware going out with your sober friends... they have heightened senses and know when everyone's breath smells bad. They hear your unfunny jokes. They forgive nothing: it all goes in the files. They are birds of prey and you are the foaming mammal underneath