𝑴., 𝑫.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ now you do what 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 told ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

⠀⠀ 𖥻 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰. i know max always just pearl voice "IM MARRIED!" whenever anyone perceives him

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

no, save all of that for ael !

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

yes. stupidly mine.

[𝐊 ᥫ᭡. @bardicflames]

but stupidly yours, right?

[* ϟ ‧₊ 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘. ╱ ᵃ͟ᵉ͟ˡ͟ʸ͟ʷ͟ᶰ͟. @antiabernants]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ،̲، ⋆ ༘ ˚ @boltcuts &. @bardicflames.

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

no but kai is so beautiful and radiant, it makes up for me being ugly. so you never noticed.

[* ϟ ‧₊ 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘. ╱ ᵃ͟ᵉ͟ˡ͟ʸ͟ʷ͟ᶰ͟. @antiabernants]

would * i date someone ugly?

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

i'm ugly. 🫩

[* ϟ ‧₊ 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘. ╱ ᵃ͟ᵉ͟ˡ͟ʸ͟ʷ͟ᶰ͟. @antiabernants]

🤨

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

ME ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

you're so in love with me it makes you look stupid. but also, all of that?

[𝐊 ᥫ᭡. @bardicflames]

loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable, absolutely iconic max durden?

no it doesn’t make sense.

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

YEAAAAH ‼️‼️

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

it makes perfect sense if you squint.

[𝐊 ᥫ᭡. @bardicflames]

.ᐣ that doesn’t make sense.

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

YEAH. 😔

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

down with the bourgeoisie !!

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

got called ugly today at the mall.

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

and I punched a mall cop.

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

let's have a discussion about this. firstly, you are not nothing sauce.

[𝐊 ᥫ᭡. @bardicflames]

be the everything burger to my nothing sauce.

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

!?!? ARE YOU PROPOSING OR DO YOU WANT TO EAT ME !?

[𝐊 ᥫ᭡. @bardicflames]

@antiabernants , @boltcuts

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

sorry that it . . . baja blasted your ass. but you can survive this ! for me. ❪ falling to his knees. ❫

[𝐊 ᥫ᭡. @bardicflames]

the baja.. it was too much.. too powerful..

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

baby come back, you can blame it all one MEEEEE !

[𝐊 ᥫ᭡. @bardicflames]

( sprawled out on the floor, pink
flame now a bright greenish blue. )

[* ϟ ‧₊ 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘. ╱ ᵃ͟ᵉ͟ˡ͟ʸ͟ʷ͟ᶰ͟. @antiabernants]

her boys. ♥️

[𝑴., 𝑫. @boltcuts]

I do deserve house arrest at your house specifically. perhaps for the rest of my life.

[* ϟ ‧₊ 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘. ╱ ᵃ͟ᵉ͟ˡ͟ʸ͟ʷ͟ᶰ͟. @antiabernants]

mm. perhaps you should be put under house arrest.