This is not a comedy skit. This is the woman who attacked Alec Baldwin and this is how she showed up for an interview with Piers Morgan. Reality is stranger than fiction.
19yo Dan Curtin playing full back (a position he will never play at AFL level) on the biggest forwards the SANFL has to offer, while playing for a terrible team comprised of 50% top up amateur league players is the most ridiculous development pathway you could possibly imagine.