Baron Heartymann

🍻 Craft Beer | 🎯 Axe Throwing |🎭 Satirical spirit navigating through life's absurdities one tweet at a time. Let’s not take it all too seriously, shall we?

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

imagine seeing a skip full of rain

[Quentin Scobie @quentinscobie]

old man wank.mp4

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

@landlordeath @randygdub

[QatarEnergy @qatarenergy]

QatarEnergy update statement on operational incident at Ras Laffan Industrial City

#QatarEnergy #YourEnergyTransitionPartner #Qatar

[The Independent @Independent]

Keir Starmer has resigned

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

@T_om_s "As I stopped to post a letter" really really really don't believe you

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

Fat greek retard

[Sam Dumitriu @Sam_Dumitriu]

I agree with @mattyglesias.

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

@thesis_11 @HighTideCapital Obviously the civic space is a disaster in every other respect

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

@thesis_11 @HighTideCapital In Zone 3 London I have twice daily bin collections. I once chucked a sofa on the street and it was gone in 4 hours. The population density of high earners means local government has money. I say this to make you move here

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

The epilogue to this story is eventually realising that the barman, and everyone but yourself in the pub, has down's syndrome.

[Vix @lillai23_]

At pub last night, young man with down’s was trying to order a drink next to me & bar staff couldn’t understand him, he was getting upset
He was clearly, to me, saying Shandy so I told the barman
We then got chatting, he said it was his 2nd shandy & that’s all he likes to have:)

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

@HenryGJeffreys EVOO is all the green you need

[Andrew Orlowski @AndrewOrlowski]

Now would be a really bad time for Unherd to find out it has also been publishing “AI-assisted” articles.

What do you make of this excerpt, dear mutuals? 🤔

from https://t.co/0TUP8X3rtq

see also:
https://t.co/LyTwQjAvow

His Substack is a Himalayan mountain range of slop:
https://t.co/8oQZ0fZ69F

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

@imbrownonline @Buffmypylon2

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

A Long Island Ice Tea - not a driver’s drink

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

@thesis_11 Switch to your side arm it’s faster than reloading

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

Something I will give the Letbyists is that she seems just far too basic to be a murderer

[tess dots @tessdots]

is lucy letby a swiftie. do we know

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

@thehandofbeadle This is why you have to be like Spacey and keep your powder dry, only come out when you feel the noose tightening

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

“Taxman” changes in tone a lot if you move from the definite to the indefinite article. Oo yeah I’m a taaaxmaan

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

When Wilson Pickett said “mashed potata, do the alligator” I felt that

[🥇CR7/Condor one| Thunder @dsama_7]

DLSS5

[Baron Heartymann @bomarfessenden]

@NeilMerriman @cjsnowdon @colinwalker79 storage doesn’t make it cheaper. cameron didn’t sell anything off.