It's Bombshell, Bitch

There can be only one.

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

I do what I want. 💋

[Heckin Good Dogs @HeckinGoodDogs]

As you prepare your costume for Halloween, please remember your costume will not be as good as this dog dressed as Jareth, The Goblin King

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

@scribblymoth Omg, STOP IT! 😍😍😍😍😍 Wins Halloween forever. 🏆

[Spiky Floof 🦔 @SpikyFIoof]

My brain has been saying this since last night

“Hide yo dogs. Hide yo cats. They eating everything out here”

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

My brain is still buffering from this finale, but Kristen sums it up pretty dang succinctly. 😳

[I fucking can't with the menfolk. 😵‍💫]

[Run for Something @runforsomething]

If you're vehemently against book bans and FOR protecting open and honest learning -- guess what? You'd be a great School Board member.

Let's get started:
https://t.co/VKKRPZwx9Y

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

@SkepticalDDS 🤣 I got stuck in Hozier concert traffic last week and wanted to cry. I now go the back way home on concert nights.

(I've been going to shows there for over 30 years and this year the flow of traffic feels especially horrific.)

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

14 year old me would have never imagined how grumpy 44 year old me is that Green Day is making so much noise across the street.

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

Ahahahahahahahaha ahahahahaha haha..... thanks for the follow. I immediately blocked you because I know you're a piece of shit.

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

@SpikyFIoof I'd give them a pass for the noise if you were there!

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

T-68 days 🎉✨️

[☠️ Kay Hanley ☠️ @kayhanley]

In my 50's I sold a TV show to Disney (premiering a week before my 56th birthday), married a cute guy, bought a house, and won my first Emmy so I wish someone told me I was supposed to bully the daughter into incubating my purpose sooner cuz I was distracted as hell.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Can't, the boys and I have rehearsals for our Jem and the Holograms cover band.

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

@TheRobClements @toys_retro Best babysitter EVER 💯

[MORGAN @morgancrawf]

When my ex told me a boundary of his was that I wasn’t allowed to go out lmao

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

The B-52's on SNL, January 26, 1980. Incredible.

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

😍😭 the most wholesome thread:

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

On the 22nd of September last year I found Cindy Crawford on the streets. She was morbidly obese and about to die.

She weighed 46kg or just under 100lbs.

Her transformation today is seriously hard to believe… (1/7) 🧵

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

@MsHeatherBeaver @bodybytac0s I mean, my last date DID show up in an Uber because he pregamed a first date and then proceeded to drink 3 more red bull vodkas. So...

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Growing up in the Midwest is understanding that there is a 50/50 chance you are opening leftovers instead of butter

[It's Bombshell, Bitch @bomb_shell80]

@rachelyohe Girl, this was wiiiiild. 🙃