BombasticBuffoon

USMC combat vet bellowing about bullshit, bunkum, baloney and balderdash

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@shipwreckedcrew 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@TheBuddyCSM Makes you wonder what ICE would find in their factory. 🧐

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@yakncheese I didn’t think life could get any better but now you tell me I hit a trifecta?!

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@fryspati You can find 28x28 in the boys petite section.

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@01margiela R-E-A-L? That’s not even remotely close to how “broke ass” is spelled.

Repeat after me, B-R-O-K-E space A-S-S.

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@Fat_Electrician I bet he had a 20 minute chat with his good friend Mitch too.

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@AmericaReal3 Is it still “anyting you want” though?

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@BialkoAndrew68 I used to tell my twin she was Danny DeVito and I was Arnold in Twins because our parents wanted a son. I also make her call me on “my” birthday because I was born first.

In fact, I’m gonna call right now to remind her she’s made from all the leftover genetic material.

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@AngryFatYtGuy That’s fair, I tell people it’s like a workplace injury and getting an annuity instead of lump sum settlement. That it’s not about an inability to work like SSDI., but the military acknowledging its responsibility for the injury and providing appropriate compensation.

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@YUGEBOLZ Pfft, my birth certificate is in a manila envelope in a file in a safe in my closet in my room in my apartment in a city in Texas in the US on the world in a galaxy on a flea on a speck on a wart on a frog on a bump on a branch on a log in a hole at the bottom of the sea.

Next!

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@rusty_medic3 @thereal_SnS No babe, not tonight. I haven’t taken my quarterly poo yet and my tummy hurts really bad…

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@thereal_SnS Because that’s the one thing in this world women don’t remind us at least 12 times a day to do.

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@TheRealGameGod For real!

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@6Voodoo She’s Jorobada-OC now because this is all I see.

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@Alladdin1983 Cybertron is the home planet of the Decepticons

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@LaNativePatriot I paid $3.25/gal yesterday, more than it got down to last year but the majority of what you’re paying is self inflicted by the state.

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@BialkoAndrew68 Dated a girl that was 4’10” and I couldn’t hold her hand without looking like I’d had a stroke.

Sometimes the math just don’t math, lol.

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@SecondAmendment @HEB Because, why not? 😂

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@donut_uncle 😂

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@donut_uncle Trade them in for a dog.