Real Talk

I only speak the truth

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Looking for a job on LinkedIn is like swiping on girls on tinder. Their inbox is already full

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“Will you round up to help feeding America?” how about we round up my paycheck to help feed me

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Is it a jack Johnson kinda day??

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LinkedIn is my favorite social media platform. No brain rot just straight connections

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@notjustab0ulder 4 fingers in that box

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Truck use gallons per mile instead of miles per gallon

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Whichever president bans those bright ass led headlights has my vote

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@notjustab0ulder And a sticker

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@TheNotoriousMMA needs to drink more milk

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I’m never ordering a Belgium waffle again

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My date said my cologne smelled good on the first date but it’s lowkey just the Bob

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If I’m rolling the damn quarters myself I’m only putting 9 dollars in that bitch. Call it my service fee

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You can’t hike on chem trails

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“Bro we are so back” dog we were never down

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@thedangerine I bet coming out as the first trans railroad must of been super tough

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They call me tiger woods and it’s not for my golf game

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Every time I get a haircut I look like a lesbian for 2 weeks

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@notjustab0ulder Gods country

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Great weather for jazz and going the speed limit

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Everyone acts tough until Natasha Bedingfield starts playing