@eiffel_doug Yesh. You need higher standards doll~
[He kissed him again, this time on the cheek.]
No. That’s not your surprise. I got you something. Y’know. Since it’s you’re birthday and all.
@eiffel_doug [He arches an eyebrow again.]
You think your big surprise was me telling you that you look good for a dead man? Please Doug. Have a little faith in me~
@eiffel_doug [He shrugs, slipping an arm around his waist.]
Oh right. I guess I technically don’t have to tell anyone anything. I mean you’re still legally dead. What was it again? Shuttle explosion? Brutal.
@eiffel_doug If coffee is the thing that finally kills you, I’m lying to everyone and telling them someone poisoned you. There is nothing sexy about having to write “died of high caffeine intake” on your tomb.
[He teases with a nudge to his side.]
And hey- never say never~