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he/him
developer for the ibeer app
priv: @mrbeast

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@frumpus_1997 @neoaky they had to sing one googolplex songs

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@mariotwtconfess forgotten man

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

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@titfucker2000 @BeaACutie154 @devolverdigital just flick the stick instead and A to slam

[Devolver Digital @devolverdigital]

https://t.co/Ma66SicVV3

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@manface21231 @meowxistttt @abobirech79486 @miziziziz vibrant venture was a roblox game at first and it was pretty well received on steam

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@GeneralN0m @NotSoGenesiz it does lol

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@ChestertheRepub @ZeldaShroom @singtoconley sell it to recoup some money. thats what i ended up doing.

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@Jade_onwindeX

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@NameNo45 @FTech23 @coreofato @TR_Deniz_27 @Minecraft weird but not impossible

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@draglann @TR_Deniz_27 @Minecraft just saying shit 😭

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@OctoMiku01 @amraamis @wariocolosseum i think thats reasonable

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@MonikaCinnyRoll octarian music did a better job at being weird but still sounding good

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@ikoopii @atuhru we could probs emulate it by 60 years

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@amraamis @wariocolosseum personally im fine with it but i very much understand why people hate it. (and i would prefer mouse and keyboard.)

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@L4RPK1TT polyester charting

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@Purple_Sylveon @wariocolosseum i wasnt saying all consoles in general i meant the specific consoles splatoons are on. i could have worded it better.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

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@ZeusTheDoodler @gooseothy what about jonesy

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@LuigiXP it was fun until the online for the race mode died