A lady golfer hits her ball into a yard that backed onto the course.
As she goes to fetch it, a man in the yard spots her and shouts, Didn't you read my sign? It says Private Property - Keep Out!
The golfer replies, I'm very sorry Sir, I didn't notice the sign. That's my ball over there. May I have it back, please?
The man smirks, "It's in my yard, so nope, I think you'll find it's my ball now."
The golfer pauses, nods, then walks back to her cart, grabs another ball, and throws it into the man's yard.
Confused, the man asks, "Hey, Lady What'd you do that for?"
She smiles and says, "Well, ! consider myself a Lady... and I believe a dick like you should have two balls"
VERY SAD NEWS !!!!
This is so disappointing.
CNN reported today that Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black," the African-American version of "Snow White" has been cancelled.
All of the seven dwarfs:
Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive- By, Homeboy, and Shank have refused to sing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho" because they say it offends black prostitutes.
They also say there ain't no way in hell they're gonna sing, “It's off to work we go.”
Smoking the hardest hit ball of your career (114.6 EV) to a section chanting “overrated” might actually be more disrespectful than telling someone to suck your dick.
Sexiest Lineup Payroll in baseball
Not a single hitter making over $10m a year.
At a total of $31m, our lineup is $11m less than Bo Bichette’s salary this year.
Let that sink in.