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Gypsy bare knuckle boxing champion. Mom. Potty mouth. Sub.

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Unpopular opinion: the show Friends is fucking garbage.

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Under somebody new, well, that didn't take long.

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"You stopped wearing makeup and doing your hair."
"..."
"You know you're still beautiful?"
"I've got nobody to impress."
"Well, that's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly. When you are working on yourself is the best makeup you wear. I bet I know others who agree."

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This one was almost the last one. And I felt it in my bones.

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Don't you leave me in the ground alone.

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@teamraccoonpdx That's completely inaccurate information. You need to get your facts straight before spreading your high-horse bullshit. You can be trying to be fighting for a worthy cause, 100%, but you don't always know the entire story and you need to sit the fuck down, dude.

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"I can't take it anymore. I want to die."

"And why do you want to die?"

"Because my credits no good at Bonwit Teller and I've just stole $20 worth of underwear from Bergdorf's and I'm afraid I might do it again.. "

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@edbury

[Shoresy @Shoresy69]

Reilly.... Heard your Mom got a job at the #Letterkenny sperm bank.... Bet she doesn't last a week before gettin' caught drinkin' on the job... Made three deposits last night.... #titfucker

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Actual gif of @PracticeFusion

[Kristen @Kica333]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nobody wants to listen to you talk on speakerphone in public.

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@edbury Olives.

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"Real freaks like to be choked."

Me:

[Pauls Modern Life is War @PartyPaulMA]

Imagine thinking to yourself, everyday, “if I just did this more often my life would be a lot better...” and NOT DOING IT EVER.

Oh wait...

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"Green Grass" -Tom Waits

Fuck me up, family. 💔😘

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Ayup. Nightly basis, baby. Team never any fucking sleep.

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Day 2 at new job, everyone is kicked off Bart at West Oakland because someone is walking on the tracks between 16th and Mission and Powell. 😵😵😵😵

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Everything I thought I knew, isn't true.

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Can I get a freelapse?

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I wish I could Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind myself sometimes.

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@bornagainst Dude. We've had them in our fucking kitchen all summer. Bane of my existence.